CLASSYxCORRUPT

So, I recently made a YouTube channel called CLASSYxCORRUPT (hence the repeat for a cover pic, that’s the YouTube one I use). When I say recently, I mean like three days ago. I’ve only made one video so far, and I am currently editing another one right now on my top notch editing system. It’s called windows moviemaker. Would 100% recommend to all aspiring filmmakers who are looking to end their dream career early, because this damn program will do exactly that. It didn’t even come with an online instruction manual. If anyone else is like me and transforms into a drooling neanderthal as soon as a they try to use a piece of technology, then you can relate.

Yes, I am a man. Yes, I am asking for an instruction manual. Yes, I am breaking all manly rules. But this aint no ikea night table I’m trying to use here. I’m tackling something way bigger.

Anyways, besides moviemaker, I’ve been really enjoying it. I made a video for Bell Let’s Talk day (link here) and since then I’ve realized how much fun it is to make videos.

After all that talk of cheesy inspiration, guess what my first video was about?

Making tea.

Now ask me how badass I am. Actually, you don’t even need to. You already know the answer.

The video (click here. it’s cool. seriously. please.) is basically like stomp the yard, but with tea, and without any rhythm. So nothing like stomp the yard. Man, I wish I was like stomp the yard. Go google them if you don’t know who I’m talking about you. You had enough extra time in your day to read this blog, tell me honestly you have something better to do. No. You don’t. So there.

Side note. It took me three tries to spell rhythm. And not three tries to get it right. As in three tries before I gave up and googled it. My decision to become an English major was clearly correct.

I do have some other grand plans coming up regarding future videos, so I’ll be blogging about that, and try to keep up with other daily things. A reading week ski trip might be in order, and that’s already a bad idea. Which in turn means great blogging material. I’ll see how that turns out.

Reading week also means photography collabs with denimjoy, who I haven’t seen in a while. She’s slaying it, as per usual.

I’ll leave with this convo that I overheard at work between a customer and a coworker:

“man, do you guys have these shoes?” (customer)

“nope, sorry dude. I’ve never even see those before. Are those red yeezy’s?”

“I don’t know, my girlfriend just gives me pictures of shit online and tells me to go buy it man. I swear half of this shit doesn’t exist.”

“yeah those definitely aren’t real.”

“….I’m just going to take her money to the casino. If I win I’ll share some with you. peace”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to deal with your significant other when they’re annoying you. Take all their money and blow it at a casino (the guy didn’t come back).